okay, first up – i did finish – thanks to mr. couch, i have proof:)
http://photos.al.com/birmingham-news/2013/02/mercedes_marathon_66.html
next, my major task was finishing a 600 page book on…
“antartica” by puccim – for a continent, it’s pretty unexplored – definitely so until the last 100 years – very detailed account of the battle for the continent – even though no one really knew why it was important for the longest – good example as well of how things done in the name of science aren’t typically always done in the name of science:)
“running on air” by coates – book about breathing – and running – i tried it today, and of course, that was why i ran superfast:) the interesting part i think was that coates has been a runner and a coach for 30-plus years – so he has the wisdom to speak of things that made the book good – and would make the books ya’ll read from experts in whatever you enjoy good as well
“just call me jock” by semple and kelley (younger) – library book from 1981 – came from florida – was actually AUTOGRAPHED – which was amazing b/c semple passed away years and years ago – great book about how the boston marathon director used to run things back in the day when several hundred runners ran the thing – next year, there will be 25,000 plus – and i’ll be there too:)
hope your journaling is great – moreover, that your reading is good
maf
First to blog!! As always. Unless when I go back I wasn’t then I’ll be sad but whatever.
AnnMarue, queen of waffles. OUT!!
I finally got revenge
for what, for not being first??? 🙂
Mondays blog
How to be you
Just dont care,
Of what other people think that is.
But always care,
When its someone you look up to that is.
Never take bad advise,
From a nobody that is.
Always take good advise,
From sombody you trust that is.
And last but not least always,
Be yourself
Haha omg, Billy i was ONE MINUTE ahead of you!!! I’m ALWAYS first! Haha
It still counts in the morning if I blog in the morning right? Because right now I’m eating breakfast (yogurt and a granola bar incase you wanted to know) and trying to keep myself from watching tv. So I thought I could always blog and listen to music, so of course, that’s what I’m doing.
He he “I Do” by Colbie Caillat just came on!! Love this song too. Maybe it will be the song I do my lyrics to.
Oh yeah, I GOT NEW SHOES!!!! BOAT SHOES!!! And don’t think I’m spoiled or anything, I payed for half of the money. <– Half doesn't sound like much but it was a good bit.
Alright, I'm done boring you to death on a MONDAY MORNING!!!!
AnnMarue, queen of waffles. OUT!!
It stinks that I’m sick, and if Mr. Mayfield didn’t tell you about the Barnes and Noble writing contest, it was because I was supposed to remind him, so, oh well. I’m going to do a creative for my journal today.
Strep Throat
I don’t like strep throat,
but neither do the dinosaurs,
they sympathize my throat pains,
and I cough as the germ warriors reign,
the dinosaurs fight with me to kill the germs,
but the germs are poisoning me with strep throat.
I hope you guys like my horrible poem. (Which would be very ironic because you’re not supposed to like horrible poems, but you get the point)
The dinosaurs and I are recovering. We should be back tomorrow and spread bad poetry everywhere.
Fred, King of Dinosaurs, Master of Ninjas, out!
The “Ninja” was most likely Fred because he claimed he was a ninja, and he obviously gets on the blog so he was most likely the fake ninja. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT IT’S FUN TO SAY THE WORD “NINJA”?!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJA!!!!!!
Ok, now it’s time for a stupid joke:
WHY DID THE SODA CAN CRUSHER THING QUIT HIS JOB?
IT WAS SO DEPRESSING
(get it? ‘So depressing’? Soda pressing? Haha…I crack myself up)
fred, what dr. dino checked you out??? i’m not sure i would trust them – i don’t remember dinos being that smart:)
i did remember to tell about the contest – i’m so proud of myself – too bad you missed it – you’ll never recover from missing it…
(hope to see you tomorrow)
maf
HOMEWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK: (Lots of Rs!!)
MONDAY:
Elizbeth, Marc, and Anjali meet at a coffee place somewhere (I pictured Starbucks) and talked about all of the missing objects. Anjali took out her laptop and showed a graph thing about all of the objects and the Patrons that have borrowed them and stuff. They discussed the objects, and Marc (Or Elizabeth, I can’t remember) asked how she made the chart. It was a machine thing that could scan anything and make a duplicate.
TUESDAY:
Elizabeth asked her if it could be used for bad things, like making a copy of ‘The mona lisa’ or something. Anjali said she didn’t know for sure, but it could be dangerous. Marc, Anjali and Elizabeth than had a super duper uber long comversation about how the
machine-thingy-ma-bob could be used for bad things. They said the words ‘the mona lisa’ about six or seven times, so they were worried about if someone would copy famous paintings and stuff.
WEDNESDAY:
Elizabeth asked Anjali if she was allowed to borrow the machinethingymabob. Anjali didn’t really know, she just sort of took it. She said working on computers was just her thing. LATER ON IN STORY, Elizabeth goes over to Anjali’s house for dinner. Anjali’s sister kept bothering them, and Elizabeth said that the little sister would be a good basketball player. (The little sister was ten years old) Elizabeth realized that Anjali’s (either music or jewelry box) box thing smelled like magic. She wondered about the box, and Anjali said it came from her aunt.
THURSDAY:
Elizabeth didn’t understand that Anjali had magic in her family, because she didn’t get that box from the grimm collection or anything. (By the way, Anjali kind of had a lot of money. She was rich) Anyway, Anjali told her parents that Elizabeth was taking her to the basketball game at Elizabeth’s school. Elizabeth wanted to look nice for the big game, so she wanted to borrow that mermaid’s comb she had seen in the grimm collection, because Doc said she could start having borrowing privalleges soon. (Sorry privalleges is hard to spell, I’m not sure if that is right!!!) She borrowed the mermaid’s comb, but she was wary of it because of the rules Doc told her about.
YEAH!!! HOMEWORK IS FINISHED FOR THE WEEK! BA-BAM!!!!!!
Whew! I’m tired from all of that typing and thinking. My brain hurts!!!
🙂 😀 🙁
SMILEYS!!!
Madison and her superhero act and cape thing during Mr. Mayfields last class ( 5th block) inspired this poem hheheheheheheh ( and to Mr.Mayfield tommorrow i NEED to wear the cape my LOW self a stem issues are out of control the cape will help me .
Super- hero
Is just simply a person behind a mask that has more courage than others
Is just simply a person behind a mask that has more bravery than others
Is just simply a person behind a mask that has more of a better perspective Is just simply a person behind a mask that is more helping
Is just simply a person behind a mask thas is more kind
Is just simply a person behind a mask that is more friendly
Is just simply a person behind a mask that is more trustworthy
Is just simply a person behind a mask that is more dedicated
Is just simply a person behind a mask that is more honest
Is just simply a person behind a mask that is more durable
Is just simply a person behind a mask that has no super powers but just enough comman sense and a kind heart to make him/her a super hero it dosen’t take much.
anna, you are such a misspeller. it’s “privileges”, not “privalledges”. 🙂
anyway, time to blog again this week.
haven’t really gone anywhere in my book, but i’m still reading Warrior 6,
THE DARKEST HOUR. i still think Hunter’s idea was about “what the cats do when we’re not around”. it seems more fantasy than realistic fiction, because the cats talk, actually posses 9 lives, and have magical dreams from their spiritual realm, Starclan. so, yeah, it would probably be fantasy.
anyway, here’s my creative.
(Excerpt from: THE DIAMOND HEIST)
Scarlett tapped impatiently on her desk, biting her lip anxiously. The constant babbling of her teacher only made Scarlett even MORE eager to escape the classroom. Glancing up at the clock for about the billionth time, Scarlett let out a huff of frustration, propped her head up on her elbows, and tapped impatiently on the tiled floor. The scuffle of anxious feet seemed to drown Mrs. McAlister’s voice in the tiny beige classroom. Scarlett had been in her for so long, she was SURE the walls were closing in on the class. It was a bad thing too, because she had VERY bad claustrophobic reaction.
Drowsy as anything, Scarlett began to nod off. Then, in one second, the bell gave out to a long, high-pitched cry; RRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG! All in a flurry of excitement, Scarlett leapt out of the chair that was holding her hostage to the room that tortured her so much.
well, i’ll send more excerpts from the book throughout the week.
well, as-ta la vis-ta! i’ll check in on the blog later this week. HOPEFULLY on wednesday. 🙂
you have dibs tomorrow shelby – first up – just remind me:)
Oh yeah peps. I’m the other ninja. Their is also another ninja that I cannot reveal the identity to. If you know who the ninjas are, put them in your blog so I know. Their are three ninjas and the master has revealed his identity. I am also the princess of unicorns so that should narrow it down. Plus I am in Mayfield 1st block…….(hint: I just about told you who I am) so hope that the ninja master is at school tomorrow. WE ALL MISSED YOU TODAY (well maybe not evil dr. Maf) but everyone else did. Soooooooo: blog for today.
I’m now reading Alice and Wonderland. I am reading the acual thing not some dumb version that has nothing to do with the acual book. I have the book on my phone so I will not be reading the book in class. In class I will have another book that will be less interesting so that I will not blog about it. In Alice and Wonderland she has fell down the rabbit hole and got through the rivers of tears that she cryed when she was 9ft tall. She has met these really weird animals that acually speak towhere Alice can understand them. The animals are completely crazy (like most Maf kids) and do the weirdest things. Right now they are telling a story of why they hate cats and dogs. This is as far as I got cause my little sister wanted me to play doll house. NINJA OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Im after shelby on the cape!!! I’ll blog later when i get home. (Im in the car right now on my phone)
Oh and Fred, I’m sorry about stript throt <– probably didnt soell any of that right. Let the dinos and ninjas be with you. I'll even tell my waffle army to protect you in your time of need
I’m home now, on my computer. While talking on the phone, and doing homework. Oh and I’m home alone (creepy) Oh, i’m also eating pizza and listening to music. And since I’m typing, i’m also getting grease from the pizza all on my computer keys (Oh No) And since I only had like one piece of pizza left now I’m eating like a fourth of my left over meatball sub
I did my lyrics this morning but if i get bored after I do my terrible as always poem then I might do some more lyrics
It seems like everything just loves to go wrong,
and then when you think it will all fix itself,
it messes up again.
Mistakes and mess-ups,
fall-outs and throw downs.
It all ruins everything else.
Then there’s that one person,
who can make you smile,
even when you don’t want to.
^
My favorite song (“Every storm” By Gary Allan) just came on!!!
Lyrics (since I’m bored):
“She’s my kind of Sunday drivin’,
rollin’ down the back roads,
hangin’ out the windows,
drivin’ with her hair in the wind,
with her hands in the sky,
like shes flyin’.
She’s my kind of pony tail pretty,
sounds like the country,
looks like the city.
I march along to whatever out of town drum she plays me,
shes my kind of crazy.
^
“She’s My Kind Of Crazy” – Emerson Drive
AnnMarue, queen of waffles. OUT!!
Thanks Mr.Mayfield 🙂 I WILL YAYAYAYAYAY !!!!!! 🙂
I MUST blog AGIAN because I have SOFTBALL 2morrow 🙂 and I won’t have time to BLOG!!!! I am having to help my BRO with his SPANISH homework and he is in tenth grade so YAY I sound kind of Smart right now but the only spanish word I know how to say is ” Taco” so this is a CHALLENGE for me .
He also inspired this poem. 🙂
The launguage of Spanish
Confusing in so many ways
it is a phonetic language
words are pronounced exactly as they are spelt
Cognates are very comman and make the launguage even more confusing
also very comman Verb conjugation basically who, when, and the relation
and a widespread use of subjunctive verb moods wich all of this and more with all of the little things they put at the top of the letters spanish is actaully the easy laungauge to learn not to us and english is the hardest
OI! Why do sixth graders want to always be first! I’m just now getting to this because of my eye appointments and the concert and math to follow! So i’m just happy to be getting to this instead of complaining that i wasn’t first!
There is my angry blog for the week.
It’s 6:15 at the news room this is AnnMarue, queen of waffles coming to you live from the crime scene:
Hello fellow CMS gt pedestrians, today we have some breaking news……today everyone is in grave depression because yesterday our fair, beloved presidents didn’t save us from a day of school! (plus yesterday was Monday)
Yep that’s right people you heard it here first,
I’m AnnMarue keeping you updated on the most important things around.
AnnMarue, queen of waffles. OUT!!
emily, i still use better grammar and spell better than a lot of people. 🙂
JK, i stink at memorizing things!!! (Its like nessicary-for some reason i never spell that word right!!!)
I’m sure you all know who this is. If not, you people have issues, and you’ll never find out. There are clues in my previous blogs, and this poem, oh wait, I already did my creative yesterday while I was sick. (Another hint) Okay, so I’ll just talk about the book I’m reading.
I’m reading Brisingr, by Christopher Paolini, and Eragon and Nar Gharzhvog, have to travel from the Varden in Surda to the dwarves in the Beor Mountains… by foot. If you didn’t have elf-like abilities like Eragon, you would fall to pieces, so be lucky we have cars and airplanes and we don’t travel by horses and feet.
Also, Roran and Katrina are finally married, and Katrina’s having a baby. Roran, unfortunately, has to leave while she’s pregnant and go on a mission to raid some towns and villages of the Empire so they can cover ground, gain land, and keep from being attacked by controlling the villages owned by King Galbatorix.
Nasuada competed with a ruler of a tribe in something called the Trial of the Long Knives, where they see who can withstand the most cuts made intentionally by themselves. She won, with eight cuts, even though Elva, a small child with a strange ability that she received when Eragon accidentally cursed her, foresaw that Nasauda would lose to the tribe leader.
That is a brief summary of what I read over the course of being sick, a whole two hundred pages and more, and there we go, ten minutes covered.
Fred, King of Dinosaurs, Ninja Master, Out!
P.S. Did you guys know it was me?
Fred yes i knew it was you. I know who all three ninjas are. I is smart like that. (passive voice and it should be “am” anyway)
Ha ha I have a thing in my room about the song “Payphone” by maroon 5 and now its stuck in my head and i cant stop singing it, don’t worry, I wont make you go though the pain of hearing me sing.
Alright then, its poem time:
You’re so close,
but yet so far apart.
You can touch each other,
but every breath makes more space in between you.
You want to lay in each other arms,
but is that too close?
Seek a kiss?
Too risky,
plus you’re both too scared anyway.
Teenage Love,
breaking hearts into pieces,
forever.
^
I have no idea why I wrote this.
AnnMarue, queen of waffles. OUT!!
Alright so we had drama team tryouts today and those went well.
I got emotional during my tryout and people that were watching me started crying.
Yeah. I can be deep sometimes. Very rarely though.
I finished Life of Pi last week. It was an amazing book. It’s just as amazing as the movie. I also read a book called The Raven Boys to satisfy my young adult fiction craving.
I have to read a Twilight-y book every now and then.
I actaully really enjoyed The Raven Boys though.
Currently I am reading Safe Haven by Nicholas Sparks.
I figured since my mother is dragging me to see the movie this weekend that I might as well read the book.
I hate it.
Everything by Nicholas Sparks makes me want to puke and go throw his books into a fire.
But anyways, it’s about Katie who was abused in her past relationship so she moved to Southport, North Carolina to start over her life.
And of course, Katie is poor and doesn’t have hardly any money.
And also, her parents abused her when she was younger.
Katie meets a guy named Alex whose wife died. And he is left to be the father of two kids… of course.
AND Katie saved Alex’s son from drowning one time… of course.
And also Katie has an imaginary friend named Jo that she does everything with.
The book is embarssingly bad.
I guess it makes me a cold-hearted person that I find it to be so funny.
That is all
-Julie
Wazz up normal people! Okay so am going to go ahead and get this out there. No one ask if they can be a ninja. I have a lot of people asking. And the answer will stay “no”. Its nothing personal but their are three ninjas. Keeping our identity is hard enough. If we get more peoplein the SNA (secret ninja association) it will become more difficult to keep ourselves secret from the evil turtle warriors. Thank you so much for your cooreration and have a nice day. 🙂
So I am going to do my creative writting about the story of the ninjas and the turtle warriors. Hope y’all like it. I would like to know what y’all think so put it in your blogs.
Long ago, ninjas and turtle warriors lived in peace. Happier times when most of our teachers were growing up, the year of 1645. Ninjas and turtle warriors lived in Japan where they had just gotten over the War between Vikings and ninjas/turtle warriors. The ninjas and turtle warriors won so they celebrated for 3days! After the feast, the world would never be the same again. It was a cold, December night when the turtle warriors attacked. Out of no where and without warning, a war was broken out. Barely anyone survied but a few did. The few that survived trained more and more people into becoming ninjas. Over the years, the ninjas fought, trying to defeat the turtle warriors. After hundreds of years, the was continued and more people were being choosen to become ninjas. Finally, I was told I must become a ninja. Most of the time children were not choosen but desprate times call for desperate measures. I was chossen by the mighty ninja warrior and my training begain. Later, another ninja at our school was chossen by me and the ninja master. Now, we must continue our training so we may be able to fight when we reach the age of 16. Untill then, we must remain a secret.
Taken
well there’s nothing to blog about now b/c she is still describibg what happend the day before and she go’s on and starts arguing with the young boy that is guarding her about how he prnounced a word well thats as far as ive gotten so far so
CYA TOMORROW NIGHT!!
Really Fred? Ninja Master? Next you’ll be calling yourself king of dragons, but really a good book choice. Try Raising Dragons (Dragons in our Midst series) by Bryan Davis, I’ve read both of his series’ (of four) and the only the first two in the third (of four, waiting for book three The Seventh Door), that also are about dragons (the main character breathes fire and the other flies), King Arthur, Merlin, And finally (the ultimate light-saber) Excalibur.
Read these books and then you will see how these are a good bit different than the Inheritance cycle.
Finished my second book of the series so I will tell you a little at a time. Darren goes with mr.crespley to the circus to stay.while he is there he helps preform in the show.he and the snake boy stay inside their tent when he sees a shadow.he goes out side a sees it is a boy .they scare him off and get ready for the show.while he is on the stage he thinks about killing mr.crespley but he can’t.when the show is over he tells him that was a test .
Fred we ALL new it was you I mean who else would write about ninjas and you already bloged about that book you were reading so it was pretty obvious. Alrighty then…….Bloging TIME!!!!!!!!
Jealousy
An emotion that people can deal without
where there is jealousy there is contempt
where there is jealousy there is frustration
where there is jealousy there is confusion
where there is jealousy there is hate
where there is jealousy there is hurt
where there is jealousy there is anger
where there is jealousy there is insecurity
where there is jealousy there is torment
where there is jealousy there is drama
where there is jealousy there is mistrust
where there is jealousy there is fear
where there is jealousy there is no confidence
People have jealousy because they are insucure of them selves
When people have jealousy they can’t have room for other emotions emotions
READ THE NEW ADDITION TO MY NAME!!!!!
I ONCE USED A NINJA AS A TOOTHPICK, AND ANOTHER AS TOILET PAPER
true story
SO, as we faithfully return to our idol, our friend and our jolly rancher
MARTIN, THE MIDDLE AGED CAGE FIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martin trained, and trained, and trained. As he went to sign a contract for a fight, his agent warned him to watch out for stray popcorn. Martin assured his agent that there wouldnt be any popcorn because they were going to an office. Martin took his seat across from his opponent and carefully and neatly wrote his name on the contract. As martin went to stand, his chair broke and Martin fell, breaking his collar bone. Since martin had already signed the contract, he couldnt back out. When it came time for the fight, Martin’s opponent simply corndoged Martin to submission.
Haha. So I am going to do an AMAZING story about ninjas and dinosaurs and the ocassional waffle.
ONCE UPON A TIME……
BOB, THE STALKER-WAFFLE KING, WAS GOING TO DEFEAT THE DINOSAUR EMPIRE SO HE COULD FINALLY BOSS AROUND SOMETHING THAT ISN’T AN ASSASIN AND ISN’T SOMETHING YOU COULD EASILY EAT IN BATTLE. BUT, ALAS, HIS WAFFLE MINIONS WERE CRASSY, SO THEY WEREN’T SMART ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE DINOSAURS, WHO FRANKLY DECIDED TO EAT EVERY BELGIUM BREAKFAST TREAT IN SIGHT. BOB DECIDED SINCE HIS ARMY WAS FULL OF WIMPS, HE WOULD JOIN THE BATTLE HIMSELF, BUT QUICKLY CHANGED HIS MIND WHEN HE TRIPPED OVER A PIECE OF POPCORN AND HAD 76 1/2 CONCUSSIONS AND SANG UNCONTROLLABLY.
THE DINOSAURS WERE MAD AT BOB FOR ATTACKING THEM, SO THEY GOT IN THE BATMOBILE (AFTER EATING BATMAN) AND DROVE TO BOB’S KINGDOM. BOB KNEW THIS WOULD RESULT IN DOOM FOR ALL WAFFLES SO HE CONTACTED THE NINJAS. THE NINJAS CAME IN AND JUDY-CHOPPED ALL OF THE DINOSAURS. THE DINOSAURS FELT SAD INSIDE SO THEY ALL JOINED THE WAFFLE EMPIRE. BOB PAID THE NINJAS IN BUBBLES AND CHICKEN.
THE END
(DURING ALL OF THIS BOB CONTINUES TO STALK ANNMARIE…)
Anna was here!!!
(I’m counting that as my blog for Monday :D)
Not counting ‘anna was here’ as my blog, i meant the story about bob.
what up, peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps? (lotta e’s)
so, i decided to do one last final blog for the week, and today is what, wednesday? thought so, but anyway, i thought i could blog a little bit more about Warriors and then do two creatives.
Fireheart has become leader of Thunderclan now, becoming Firestar. he made his deputy Whitestorm, a large white male cat. Graystripe’s kits have their official apprentice names, Featherpaw, and…..i can’t remember exactly what the other one’s name was, but one of them was Featherpaw. and Darkstripe, a follower of Tigerstar, tried to feed “deathberries” to a she-kit, Sorrelkit. she didn’t die, but was quite sick for a while. Darkstripe was sent in to exile because the clan couldn’t put up with anymore foolishness. and a apprentice was named a warrior, Fernpaw became Fernclaw, i think. i can’t remember exactly what the first name was, but the last part of the apprentice’s name was “claw”.
i still believe that Hunter was trying to use her imagination about “what the cats do when nobody’s around”. i think it’s really cool about how she orginized the cats into different clans, gave them all names, gave each cat a title, and let the cats have human-like characteristics. to me, that would be considered more fantasy, because it gives the cat human-like characteristics, it lets the cat have these “interactive, magical” dreams, and it talks about the life of a cat in a “wild” way, not a “domestic” way.
anyway, here are my two creatives.
“A Drawing”
Not just a picture,
but a magical adventure.
Created by man,
used by man,
and seen by all mankind.
Expirements,
transportation,
not just a picture,
but a wonderful
adventure.
“Bottle Message”
Float little message,
float away to the recipiant.
Be a little boat,
sail away,
sail away,
carry your crew.
Tilt and wobble
against the uneven seas,
come back
come back
oh, come back to me.
GOTTA GO!! 🙂
Taken
Affter she is done argueing with then boy about somthing he said he go’s off then chain and starts yelling at her that she is Racist and that he new he shouldnt be gaurding a little rich girl in the back of an Ambulance while his boss is up front talking to the main man trying to figure out what to with her little rich daddy and how to get him to coroperate with them so that they would return the girll and they would get their money and then on to the next girl/boy.
BYE:P
I’m going to do a story about the history of the Dinosaur Empire just for you guys to enjoy.
Dinosaur Trilogy Prologue
It was a vast wilderness, filled with only three races: the Stalker-Waffles, the Ninjas, and the dinosaurs. In this wilderness, the dinosaurs lived free and usually ate the waffle race, which angered King Bob, King of the Stalker-Waffles. Thus, a war broke out between the two. The Ninjas allied the dinosaurs, and the war has been going on ever since. During that time, a new Ninja was added to the race, who was once a human from another land. There are now three ninjas, and together they have been helping the dinosaurs eat the Stalker-Waffles. The Ninjas, including Fred, the King of the Dinosaurs, have nearly defeated Bob, but there are many battles to come before there will be peace again in the vast wilderness.
I hoped you guys liked the story. Bob has no chance against dinosaurs and ninjas, even if one of the ninjas right now is in Training. I will blog about my book later, and then come up with the real Dinosaur Trilogy. That was just the Prologue.
b-ball
One half your up by 14.
holy smokes! end of the game, you lose by 6.
Of course you didnt score a point in the second half. but still,
its kinda like saying to somebody’s face
YOU SUCK BUT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
(this is what happened against Will Morris’ team saturday {we lost})
Napoleon Washington OUT.
sorry I messed up my title
Ok, (oh great, I’m AnnMarie now) I’m going to talk about Brisingr.
Roran is on his mission to go raid the towns when some soldiers appear and they counterattack them. Roran goes on a chase with a wagon, and then jumps on his horse and lands on one of the soldiers that’s on the wagon, and kills all of them except for one, and the leader of the group, Redbeard, kills him when the soldier has his sword at Roran’s throat.
Eragon is with the dwarves now, and he is being cheered to come witness the crowning of a new dwarf king, and that’s all I read because I’m pressed for time.
Fred, King of Dinosaurs, Ninja Master, Out!
mom is making me do my last journal today
So to continue fred’s story…
In a far off land Bobey hears about the dinos attack on the waffles and tells king washington. When washington hears the news he immedeiatly allies with the waffles. When the bean warriors get there the dinos want different food, so they start eating beans 2 by 2.
Next thing you know, most of the dinos are flying away. The ninjas are wondering what happened and then the nerds put all 3 of them asleep and called there pet whale, precious. That was the end of the ninjas.
Napoleon washington OUT
Ninjas vs. Napoleon & AnMarie I like our odds
Hello Ninjas, turtles , my peeps , and that kid sitting in the corner! 🙂 🙂 This going to be my best POEM YET I can FEEL IT (or my worst).
?
It describes how you…..Feel
It describes how you…..act
It describes how you…..understand
It describes how you…..make choices
It describes how you…..relate
It describes how you…..deal with things
It describes how you…..live
It describes how you…..care
It describes how you…..
I SHOULD YELL AT KEATON
FOR HIS CHILDREN-SOUL-EATING
MONSTER STORY.
SO, i am reading no easy day by one of the navy seals who was on the mission to kill bin laden. Mark and some of the other most senior guys from DEVGRU were called on to come to north carolina to train for something. Mark was a day late but finally found out that him and his new team were on the mission to kill bin laden. They were all exited and pumped up. Mark and the team had to train in mock ups of the compound for weeks upon weeks. Finally, the white house approved the mission and they set out. Thatis as far as i got.
I AM NOW YELLING AT KEATON FOR HIS STORY OF CHILDRENS SOULS BIENG EATEN
Ok so I told myself that tonight I would get straight the point but after reading andrews blog I have realized that I cannot. OKAY ANDREW. NINJAS ARE TWENTY TIMES BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR UBSERD SQUISHY POTATOE. YEAH. THAT’S RIGHT. I SPELT A BIG WORD. ANYWAY!!! YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SEEN A NINJA IN ACTION SO YOU BETTER WATCH IT OF I WILL GET TONS OF NINJAS TO CONSTINTLY STALK YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME. IF YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE…..MAY THE SQUISHY POTATOES BE WITH YOU BECAUSE WE NINJAS ARE NOT AFRAID TO OPEN UP A CAN OF NINJA BUTT WOOPIN!!!
Okay. Now for my acual blog. Wait. What day is it?
So I am still reading Alice in Wonderland but I have now gotten the part where the white rabbit confuses Alice for his house maid and tells her to go run an erron for him. Alice obeys and goes off. She finds the white rabiits house and goes inside to fetch gloves and a fan. When she is about to leave, she discovers another bottle of potion and desides to drink it. The potion makes her grow and she is not able to exit the house.
Well today I have read many stories about to stuff that has happened between the world known waffle kingdom, ninjas, and dinosaurs. And me knowing personally then dinosaur king and ninja master myself am VERY enraged to come across that him himself told the story WAY wrong AND that he himself isn’t as mad as I am that a random peasant, AND non ninja (Anna) decided to write ANOTHER totally wrong story.
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Only said that about Anna because she writes bad blogs about me 😉 (joke) Anna is me friend.
So of course, me being your fair and kind waffle leader has taken the law into my own hands and decided to arrest every last one of you, except Maf. Actually no, I’m going to be nice and just tell you the REAL story:
Well you first must know that the world of Maf was a simple place, with simple people. The world of Maf had two major leaders: The Dinosaur King and Master Ninja, Fred and the Queen of Waffles, AnnMarue. Everyone lived in peace in the world of Maf. Dinosaurs didn’t eat waffles, and the mob, “the assassins” lead by Colt (the mob leader) never tried to attack ninjas, everything was peaceful. Everyone stayed out of everyone else business and there was never trouble out on the streets. But what went on in the meetings of the two major leaders is what started EVERYTHING. Ya see one day Dinosaur King and Master Ninja, Fred came to Queen Of Waffles and said “I want you to know that ‘the assassins’ are building up and are almost as big as your waffles army.” At first Queen Of Waffles just looked over that, I mean “the assassins” were only a silly mob causing trouble here and there, never meant harm to anyone, anyways who would they attack, everyone was at peace. The next day in another secret meeting he returned “Queen, one of my ninjas has reported that they saw the assassins headed towards the kingdom with pitch forks and such looking mad and that they were to attack, ready the army, set the gates…….THE TROUBLE’S A COMIN” So the two major leaders got ready, and what they saw next was flabbergasting: A whole crowd of waffles lined up at the gates waiting to attack, WITH ninjas AND dinosaurs with them. “No, they both thought this can’t be happening. The ninjas and dinosaurs and waffles weren’t rebelliousness people, they would never attack their own leaders.” Turns out, the ninja tat told Fred about “the assassins” was really on their side, sneaking behind the leaders backs. Some of the waffles, ninjas, and dinosaur had became very mad about what had happened over the last few weeks. Ya see this peasant, stalker, Bob had been stalking the queen and had gotten away with it. But they thought that it was somehow the queens fault (Bob made them think that) when Fred tried to back her up they both became in deep waters. Now only few people were on their side. So all at once everyone was fighting. There was, ninja fastness, dino blood and maple syrup all over the place, it even now still pains me to tell the story. By the end almost everyone was dead, everyone had wanted to fight they ended up fighting themselves. The only people left were King Of Dinosaurs and Ninja Master, Fred and Queen Of Waffles AnnMarue. Now in currant time the two leaders go to CMS Middle School and continue to tell the story of how the came to be (If Fred could ACTUALLY remember the story correctly)
Now how they became leaders, that another story.
Well people, now that you know the actual story, good day to you all. Maybe one day the world of Maf will be restored in its almighty awesomeness, but for now all we can do is have Madison work on being a waffle and me wear the self-esteem cape to help with my sadness that is almost as deep as the indentions on a good waffle.
AnnMarue, Queen Of Waffles. OUT!!
I am a secret, A shadow, A showdown at midnight (showdown at midnight is a quote from Chosen by Ted Dekker). None shall know my name, (except Mr. Mayfield) You only need to know that i am one of you, part of you, are you I am. If thou’st have need of my name ask Billy, maybe Fred could give you an answer to this shadows identity. In the words of George R. R. Martin: “when you play a game of thrones you win or you die,” I am going to change it just a slight bit. When you play with your identity you live or you lose.
Try to find me out, I dare, nay challenge thee worthy of the game, nay the hunt . (Mr. Mayfield you cant play because you have my e-mail address and five paragraph essay) This is Dragon Master, Fire Prince, Or Yoda to the seventh grade saying that “Winter is coming” (George R. R. Martin) so prepare for the flame.
I was also informed today that I missed a person. The ninja in second command told the story wrong TOO. Oh the faith in humanity. Is. Shrinking.
Sorry pedestrians I just wanted you to know who’s stories were right (mine) and who’s were wrong (King Of Dinosaurs and Ninja Master, Fred; Ninja In Second Command, Bailey; and just some random peasant, Anna)
AnnMarue, Queen Of Waffles. OUT!!
Sadly I will inform you we have ANOTHER person who told the story wrong:
Napoleon Washington, King of the Beans and Nerds (I think that’s Billy)
The faith in humanity is dropping,
Well ha ha says someone called the “Queen Of Waffles” who is friends with the “Ninja Master” and the “King Of Dinosaurs” and the “Second Ninja In Command” and the “Napoleon Washington, King of the Beans and Nerds”
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Ha ha that’s not weird at all.
AnnMarue, Queen Of Waffles. OUT!!
Yep. That’s all I really wanted to say. My username. THE END 🙂
OH!!! And this is the REALLY REAL STORY: 😉
So, king bob was worried that the dinosaurs and thier leader, fred, would attack. (bob is king of stalkers. emily is 2nd in command. duh :D) So Bob decided that he would contact the pancakes and the waffles, (who were in a huge fued with each other based on who would taste better) and convince them to overcome thier breakfasty ways and come together to defeat the dinosaurs. But once again, the dinosaurs outsmarted Bob with thier deadly popcorn. They threw popcorn at the stalkers (ninjas in training. you need stalking skills to be a ninja, people!!!) and laughed in thier face and the waffles cried but they cried syrup so that made them look like they would taste good so the dinosaurs ate them all. So napolean washington sees the disaster of the waffle/pancake empire, and he uses his bean army to kill everything and everybody died. The world is now infested with noodles. the end
Anna, am I not acknowledged for being Ninja Master either?
Anyway, I’m still reading Brisingr, and Eragon and Orik are touring the stone forest, and it’s a forest of real stone, but that’s not the important part. The important part is that Eragon and Orik had a fight while touring the forest about loyalty to clans. Eragon was sent by Nasauda to vote for Orik to take the throne as King of the Dwarves, but he was also ordered to vote for someone else who was loyal to the Varden if Orik’s chance of winning was down the drain. That’s all I read today however it took like twenty pages and the pages in this book are long so there.
Now, I must attend to the dinosaurs and contact the ninjas, but I don’t know how I’m going to contact the ninjas because my wi-fi’s down and I’m being a parasite on the Board of Education’s wi-fi. My situation at my Ninja Dwelling is complicated.
Now, one more thing. I can understand how I took the throne of the dinosaurs, and the job of Ninja Master, because my current second-in-command nominated me, but how did the Napoleon Washington, bean army, and Waffle Stalkers stuff happen? AnnMarie has an excuse because she’s been the Queen of Waffles since August. Are you guys copying us? That’s inconsiderate. Ok, I’m done.
Fred, King of Dinosaurs, Ninja Master, Bad Poet, Genius, out!